Aliens

Do you believe that aliens exist or do you think it’s fake? Well, first of all that’s where they got the idea for alien movies. Second, I love this topic.

Now, serious talk…

Why wouldn’t there be aliens? There’s a 100,000 to 1,000,000 chance that there are aliens in the Milky Way alone. If we were the only life forms, what’s the purpose of the rest of the universe. The Universe is endless. The aliens may be more advanced, civilized and intelligent than us. They may be able to make vehicles that can transport them from one place to another in a matter of seconds. When they crash here, they are taken away by the government. Why? Because they don’t want to cause Public Panic. And this may result in the government forcing soldiers to fight against aliens just to fool us into thinking we’re safe.

The government is hiding it from us. There was a man who worked as the Secretary of State under President Franklin Roosevelt and when he was visiting Washington D.C. he was taken to a room. The room was under the basement of the U.S. Capitol and in the room was 4 large jars with creatures in it and near it was a sort-of vehicle. Like a flying saucer. Maybe the aliens came here or crashed here while in the saucer. The creatures looked nothing like a human. Plus, a lot of Presidents have seen aliens but they take it back and say excuses.

A lot of alien sightings have been happening. Mostly in China. They showed in the news once that there was this chinese man that was claiming he was abducted by aliens. Some people called him crazy but he had proof. He had a scar near his you-know-what and he was missing for days. He says that when he was abducted, the aliens had sex with him and said they will bring him the child one day. Same excuse as everyone else that really got abducted so I’m thinking that maybe aliens come here to have a sexual intercourse with us and see what the result may be. They may be trying to mix our species together to make a better one.

What I meant about that was, maybe they come here to have a sexual intercourse with us to see what the result will be. If the mixed species will survive space then maybe the aliens can help us and make us more advanced.

Wanna know something else? We are unique. Each world is different so I’m guessing that maybe the aliens have features that make them capable of living in places not meant for us.

If they do exist, they haven’t really been cooperating or showing willingness to get to know us. I guess it’s because they are studying us to see what our life is like. Are we defensive and destructive or not? They may be afraid that if we see one of them, we will not hesitate to kill them. I mean, the government has captured many, haven’t they? And a large number of human-alien encounters have left evidence like photographs, videos or instrument readings that have recorded UFO’s.

Another thing, do you know Egypt? Many years ago, they were a powerful, advanced but unrecorded civilization. They were really good at Astronomy. They built structures that served as Astrological markers showing their interest in this subject. If you look at the carvings in their pyramids, you will see that some of the images are different. Some showed carvings of humans but the others wore long hats they may have used to hide their elongated heads and they carried children that didn’t wear hats and so it revealed their oval shaped heads. Alien? I think so. I mean, if it was many years ago when the Earth was primitive and our clothes were cloths that in our time now uses as a bed sheet then how come Egypt is so highly skilled and knowledgeable? Could it be that Aliens were part of their society?

 

Lastly, here is the opinion of one of my greatest friends:

Do aliens exist?

“Yes. Possibly not in this galaxy since Earth is the only one in the perfect place, but maybe in other solar-systems or galaxies.There is no supporting evidence to assume there isn’t. While for them to exist there is plenty. Maybe they even live and have a completely different organism than humans would even think. Maybe they have adjusted lungs for carbon-dioxide or other gases. Maybe they have adapted to the extreme heat. Who knows? If you say they don’t exist than what proof? That we haven’t encountered any?

Well I am done talking because you guys would probably not read up to this part or not read this at all. If you did, thanks for reading!

Trash Talk

Trash talk. It happened during out last period, history. I was asking one of my best friends (in real life), Patrick a question and he gave me a reply with a swear word. I knew he was in the mood for a world of burning rage expressed through words on scratch paper.

We were writing the trash talk-conversation on a paper and passing it to each other after we reply. The teacher didn’t notice because we sit next to each other in class. (That wasn’t his assigned seat. He sits behind my seat mate. He moved because my seat mate was absent.) Anyway, here is the conversation:

Before you read this, make sure you have a good sense of humor even with things that involve dirty talk with sexual and swear words.

[I am H and he is P.]

 

H: Are you evil or dark?

P: I don’t know asshole.

H: Don’t be a bitch when I’m asking a question, fucktard.

P: Are you pissin’ me bitch? You even suck at writing trash words, l☺l. (yes, he drew the ‘o’ as a smiley. lol.)

H: Stop cock blockin’ me you dumbass dick. Yeah, you’re a dick. Now go away and suck yourself. lol

P: Stop being a fat ass. You’re like Moby Dick when he’s shitting himself.

H: You know, I wish your dick was as big as a whale’s. (Then I drew a stick person with a giant, thick, long line as its dick.)

P: Your hole is so big a dumbass giant lives in it.

H: Well, it’s not so big because your dick is so high, if you lie down it’ll reach Pluto. (Then I drew Pluto and Earth and a thin line representing his long dick, lmao.)

P: It’s not so long. One day, a giant told me that he lived in your hole with his bullshit family.

H: So they’re giant bullshit? Well, at least my hole or the giants don’t smell as bad as your dick. It’s so smelly, it makes horny guys wanna shave their own balls, pull it and shove it up their own ass. Ouch.

P: Oh yeah? Your balls are bigger than the dumbass world but your hole is bigger than the universe. Even aliens barf when they see your hairy cave.

H: It’s not so hairy as yours. Yours is so hairy, it should be in the Guinness Book of World Records but you probably won’t appear there because your dick made the Guinness Staff choke when you had oral sex with them.

P: I see you covering your hole and ass with a toy dick so big it could fit but nooo!! it can’t even fit in your stupid hairy hole and ass. Super lol.

H: Well, your dick is so long, thick and strong that they use it to hold bridges. (Then I drew the Brooklyn Bridge. The ropes are his pubic hair, rofl.) By the way, your dick is so big, it exploded. I saw it, it was in the news. Your dick flesh was EVERYWHERE!

P: Stop nagging. It even echoes over the son of a bitch universe so I heard it was the largest stereos in the world and the most disgusting of all.

H: Well, how come everyone likes to party at my hole (with stereos!) and no one even wants to get a glimpse of your dick! xP

P: No that’s not the sound of the stereos but that’s the sound of 1,000 aliens and humans barfing when they see the inside of your hole.

H: They barfed for the hole. Everyone dies in agony when they see your wet, dirty, hairy hole. LMFAO.

P: Even their soul is obliverated from the smell.

H: It smells like your mouth.

P: No!!! It smells like shit eaten then spitted.

H: …then shoved up your tiny dick hole.

P: I’m gonna shove it up your hairy ass.

H: …then I’ll put it back at your dick then shove it in your mouth so it’ll taste like hairy ass and dirty dick.

P: Even I won’t dig you because you look like you were eaten and spitted then shoved in your ass. Even I would date a witch rather than you.

H: I’d rather marry a rock than stare at your dick/face for 1 second.

P: I’d rather die and go to hell than smell your smelly hole.

H: I’d rather die and burn at Jesus’ feet than see your dirty dick.

P: I’d rather eat myself thus I will die rather than seeing your ass that smells like shit.

H: You look like shit.

P: No you look like bullshit.

H: Shit head.

 

End of conversation.

I hope you enjoyed that. We stopped because we had to copy the notes on the board and I history is one of my favorite subjects. Other than that, we were afraid that the teacher might see us passing notes to each other so we decided to hide it rather than to risk our grades and reputation.

Thanks for reading!

Club Penguin Updates

Hits are going down the road this week. I guess my posts are boring now. I have decided to post Club Penguin Updates when I have nothing else to post. Now, on with the news…

 

The Map has changed. It is now “futuristic”. Even though the old one was cool and I got used to it, I’m sure we’ll adjust to this new map soon enough.

(Notice the blueness of the sky? I think that’s cooler but not cartoon-y.)

The Dojo isn’t hidden anymore since it pops up when you move your mouse pointer over it. Other than that, it’s so huge that only a blind player won’t see it. (obvious much?)

The only hidden places now are The Iceberg and The HQ. The HQ can only be accessed by Secret Agents.

 

This is what the Dojo looks like now:

The mining hats are the free items. (again) The least that the CP staff could do is recolor it but whatever.

Also, see the hole at the roof? (Jeez, can it get any more obvious?!) I’m guessing that the Ninjas are trying to find a way to get in. You see, a Dojo is a place where Ninjas are trained. Penguins found a way to get in and now the ninjas are hiding. Now they are revealing themselves.

 

Outside of the roof of the Dojo:

I saw the old penguin digging out the dojo. I wore a Chinese-like outfit like his so I wouldn’t scare him off and I started to slowly approach him but when I got that near, (as seen in the image above) he started swinging his shovel at me and giving me a warning to back off.

I wanted to come nearer to get a glimpse of his player card and this is the result:

He threatened to make me eat snow and…

I got to take a picture of his player card!

 

He seems really nice. Maybe he just wasn’t used to ordinary penguins like me. In other news,

 

Ninjas are coming! (it’s so obvious. gawd. ) A few days before this happened, my friend contacted me and showed me a preview of this. He also saw the ninjas. Yes, I have sources. I decided not to tell anyone since he told me to keep it a secret but now that the future events can’t get any more obvious than it already is, I decided it was time to tell it to the world.