Stupid Theme + Art

This theme is beautiful but it’s too wide.   I want it to be super slim. That’s my type of template, really.

Wish me luck in making this place look cool. I aim to make the body thinner and make the background an outer space one!

Time to read and get to work. Send me some love!

 

Love

[luhv] noun

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Comments.

Here’s something funny to entertain you readers whilst I figure out how to magically change this theme’s background. Click here to see it. It’s something I made a few days ago.

[Update]:

I just finished making the code and now I realized that I can’t change it because I have to “upgrade” or something… I don’t know what that is or how so nevermind, haha.

 

Art

Everyday I doodle on a piece of paper but I never actually take the time to draw something and put more detail on it. I never color, shade or even put wrinkles and folds on clothes and stuff. I never learned…

Anyway… For the past few days, I’ve been trying to change that. Today I tried drawing breasts. It’s hard getting the shape right, lol. I colored it and put some shading, streaks, texture and stuff so it wouldn’t look so plain and boring.

Click me!

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Reset

Press the reset button, this blog is gonna blow!

We’re doing bad. Well, not really… I just want more comments so I know who’s around. There are visits from random people and everyone seems like a ghost. Haha. Readers, please show this blog some love.

It’s drooping onto the ground, it’s lost in between the cracks.

Quick before it hardens or we’ll lose this all forever! :O 

About the ‘reset’… I’m going to remove everything in the blog and I’m going to try and make it simpler. I’m removing everything except the posts, pages and comments. I’d like to keep the good memories. Bad ones can burn in a hole for all I care.

My goal is to make the blog look bright. Something that looks like it’s saying “Hey! Welcome to the blog, would you like to read today’s post? ” I also want to make it look small and organized. I’m going to re-organize the pages. Maybe I’ll make a few categories and everything can be placed under those.

Just keep an eye out for changes or something. Stick your eyeball past that socket.

Public Storm Alert . Confusion

Yesterday in History class, our history teacher came in and the first thing I noticed was the wet part of his shirt. (at his underarm, rofl.)

My history teacher has a “virgin forest” beneath his armpits. It looks like it hasn’t been explored by anyone and I don’t think anyone dares to. Bahaha. Anyway, I was the first to notice so I went to my classmate, Lalaine,  and whispered, “Hey check it out. It’s raining in the forest. ” And her first reaction was, “What forest?” and I said, “Sir’s forest, haha.” We laughed so hard.

Then I told one more, and another and two more until about more than 6 people knew. It was hilarious. Our history teacher had no clue what we were all laughing about until…

I told my other classmate, Tamayo. Some of my classmates call her a horse and make neighing sounds because my seatmate was teasing her and she kicked him like a horse. xD! Anyway, I told her and she suddenly blurted out, “Sir your underarm is wet!!!” And we all laughed even harder. The whole class was laughing except for our teacher who obviously got embarrassed and pissed off. He sent us all home late.

Same day, same place, different story. Beware.

Hoorah for the virgin forest. His virgin forest and my phony Science teacher somehow worked as a team to make us go home late and made me walk next to my crush.

We were supposed to bring a World Map because our Science teacher was going to teach us about how we can locate the exact location of a place, tell what time it is there, etc. Some of us didn’t bring any maps so she didn’t let us eat. We starved as she stayed in our classroom to make sure none of us had recess.

So we were sent home and before we went out of the school premises, we went to the canteen to get a drink. (Yes. Not food. A drink. Weird but my cousin invited me to get a drink. We’re classmates, haha. ) So she went to get a drink and I bought a drink too at the other side of the canteen. After I drank it all, I threw it in the trash bin and went to look for her. She was gone. I walked around the canteen, in and out and by the school gates but she was nowhere to be found.

I finally decided to go out. (after going out, you can’t come back without a good excuse.) I walked to the corner of the street and stopped. Waited there for a while then went back. While I was walking, I saw my classmate and my crush. There were still some students going home at the time. I felt nervous but decided to keep walking and pretended not to notice any of them. Then I just walked towards my classmates and whispered, “Have you seen, Xheng? (my cousin)” She said no. Then we kept walking. My crush and his friends were walking in front of us. I told my classmate that I like the guy. What I didn’t know is, my other friend, Rebecca, was walking with some friends behind us then she saw me and shouted, “That’s Hanna! Look!” He looked, I felt nervous again then pointed at my classmate. o__o” She got shocked, laughed and pointed at me. xD

Then today, Rebecca and I (along with a few other friends) were hanging at the place were we usually go. q: And then she told me that my crush said that he thinks I’m good looking. I was so happy (because I’m not pretty, girly and all that…in the outside. q:) until I remembered about when my classmate and I were pointing at each other. So I thought to myself, “What if he thought that my classmate was me?“

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-Hanna

Holy…

Bada-bee! bada-boom! bada-bah!

Guess what? What? It’s Ash Wednesday at my place today. Nothing special…to me. My grandmother was bugging me to go to church earlier to put some ash in the shape of a cross on my forehead but I refused to go. You bad girl. I know.

Well last Sunday, my family and I were gonna go to church like we do every Sunday. So a few hours before we got ready for church, I went to my cousins’ place and hung out there for a while to talk and stuff. I told them that I have to go soon to get ready for church and my cousin, Alwynne, invited me to go to the church she goes to. (which is different from mine.)

She goes to a Christian (Born-Again) church and she’s been telling me about how great it is and how she wanted me to go there and see for myself. So I agreed and went with her to her church. It was fun. The church wasn’t like one of those old churches that were built many years ago with stone and minerals from the ground. Her church was at the top of the mall. It was huge.

We sat at the balcony. The seats were comfortable. The choir was singing praise songs and the songs were good. They had catchy lyrics and most of the people were clapping, raising their arms up and pointing up to the ceiling. I guess they were pointing to God.

I was one of the other people that weren’t clapping. I guess they were new, too. The best part of that place was the discussion. I was wide awake and not bored to death like in the Catholic church I go to. There were 2 pastors. They were telling us about the parable of the Good Samaritan. I’m sure you guys know that. The way they told us the story was wonderful. They also told us how we could apply the good parts to our lives and how we are like the bad people too.

Story Time (these are not accurate.)

I’ll tell you some of the things I remember. It’s been 3 days though so I won’t remember much. I got some things from the Bible.

(Luke 10:25-29)

There was a man who was the expert of the law of Moses. He stood up and put Jesus to the test and said, “Teacher, what must I do to inherit eternal life?” And He said to him, “What is written in the Law? How does it read to you?” He answered, “You must love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, with all your strength, and with all your mind. And you must love your neighbor as yourself.” Jesus told him, “You have answered correctly. ‘Do this, and you will live.’” But the man wanted to justify himself, so he asked Jesus, “And who is my neighbor?”

(Luke 10:30-37)

After careful consideration, Jesus replied, “A man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho when he fell into the hands of bandits. They stripped him, beat him, and went away, leaving him half dead. By chance, a priest was traveling along that road. When he saw the man, he went by on the other side. Similarly, a Levite came to that place. When he saw the man, he also went by on the other side. But as he was traveling along, a Samaritan came across the man. When the Samaritan saw him, he was moved with compassion. He went to him and bandaged his wounds, pouring oil and wine on them. Then he put him on his own animal, brought him to an inn, and took care of him. The next day he took out two denarii and gave them to the innkeeper, saying, ‘Take good care of him. If you spend more than that, I’ll repay you when I come back.’ ”Of these three men, who do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of the bandits?” He said, “The one who showed mercy to him.” Jesus told him, “Go and do what he did.”

 

What I remember:

The traveler was on the path and he got mauled by robbers. The robbers stole all his belongings, strip him of his clothing, beat him up and left him half dead by the path. 3 people passed by. The priest, the levite and the samaritan.

When the priest passed by, he remembered the law of the church which was: “If you touch a dead body, you will be unclean for seven days.” Meaning he cannot preach to the people. So instead of checking if the guy was alive, he just ignored it and went on his way so he could keep doing his job instead of waiting for seven days.

The next person to pass by was the Levite. He saw the body, came near and stopped. He thought to himself, “Maybe this is a trap!” so he left and went on his way. He cared more about his own safety instead of checking if the person was okay.

The last person to pass by was the samaritan. When he saw the body, he came near, poured oil and wine on the wounds, wrapped them in cloth and put the man on his beast. Then he walked with the man on the beast (it was a donkey) and went to an inn. When they got to the inn, he payed the owner two denarii and said, “If you spend more, I’ll just pay for it when I come back.” And he went on his way. The good samaritan used his own things to aid the man and let him ride on the donkey while he walked. He also payed for all the expenses.

 

This is how people think.

What’s yours is mine.

- Robbers

What’s mine is mine. (and what’s yours is yours.)

- The Priest

- The Levite

What’s mine is yours.

- The Good Samaritan

 

What we should do is stop thinking about ourselves all the time and start thinking about others. Start being helpful and good to others. What we have to do is love our neighbor. And who is our neighbor? Not just our family and friends or the guy who lives down the road. Our neighbor is everyone and anyone.

Then the church showed us this:

People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered… 
forgive them anyway 

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives… 
be kind anyway

If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies… 
succeed anyway

If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you… 
be honest and frank anyway

What you may spend years building, someone may destroy overnight… 
build anyway

If you find serenity and happiness, people may be jealous… 
be happy anyway

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow… 
do good anyway

Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough… 
give the world the best you have anyway

You see, in the final analysis, it’s all between you and God… 
it was never between you and them anyway

I just found out that it’s “In the Final Analysis” by Mother Teresa.

I really loved the discussion in the church because it really spoke to me. It’s not that I’m a hardcore religious person. It’s just that I enjoy hearing stories and discussing things. And it’s also because I want to be a good person. I know it sounds cheesy but I speak the truth, and for that I am proud.

Boom!

I’m gonna bring this site to life and I don’t care who reads my posts. You can stalk me all you want but I’ll know you’re around and one day I’ll have you killed.

I’m also going to work more on ChemicalRiot and maybe make music and post it there if my cousins and I get to do it in summer. I’ll be putting more designs in ChemicalRiot and I will be releasing a world wide group called BrokenFamily where people who are/were broke, broken hearted or have a broken family can join and share their pain and other experiences with others. It’s all pretty much random.

Right now I’m concerned about my health because Club Penguin ruined my life. It made me spend countless hours on the computer doing things that can’t help me in the future. I’ll be sleeping more to become supah tall! because I haven’t had enough sleep since I’ve been in front of the computer.

( Escape while you can or you might ruin your health as well. )

See ya.

-Hanna

It’s time to kill

Take your weapons out. Anything that can kill. And start the massacre. Murder all the people you strongly dislike. I did. Revenge never felt so good.

Meh..that was random. I’m bored.

I can’t be bothered to post things here anymore. There’s a person out there who’s onto me. He’s been bothering me for as long as I can remember. I hope a ten wheeler truck runs him over. I can’t live a peaceful life with him around.

Die bitch. Leave me alone. Get a life or just kill yourself.

 

I’m gonna be on less. And… yeah I’ve got G. A. L. to dream of. x]] Uh..what else.. yeah I can’t go here ’cause I can’t block some people off. People who won’t stop bothering me. I never did anything to them but they keep ruining my life. I don’t really care. As long as I have nothing that can be used against me, I’m fine.

15k hits, woot!

4 Move Checkmate

I love chess so I thought maybe I’ll share a very special trick I learned a long time ago.

Years ago, my cousins rocked at chess and I didn’t know a single thing about it. We would play chess endlessly and I would always lose. One day, my cousin challenged me to another game of chess. After four moves, he won. I was surprised and I wanted to know how he did it. Of course at that time, I had already discovered the internet and all it’s advantages in finding information. So I went online and looked for instructions in Google. This is where I learned the 4 move checkmate.

All you have to do is follow these instructions:

Step 1: Move your king’s pawn forward 1 or 2 spaces (it does not matter which).

Step 2: Move your king’s bishop up three squares diagonally.

Step 3: Move your queen diagonally two squares.

Step 4: Move your queen up vertically and take the pawn in front of you opponent’s bishop.

Checkmate.

You can use this trick to beat players who are new to chess. Or players who are new to chess and like to brag about how they are the best even though they are not. I hate those type of people and I’m sure many other people do too.

This can only work if your opponent doesn’t know about this trick or doesn’t know how to stop it. Your opponent can block this checkmate by moving their pawn forward or moving their knight in front of your queen’s path, which will result in a loss of your queen if you attempt this in either case.

Don’t underestimate people. They might know more than you think.

I’m gonna get in trouble

Our TLE (Technology and Livelihood Education) teacher gave us a project. We were to sew a simple scenery on a piece of white cloth, put it on a hard illustration board and cover it with transparent plastic cover. I was planning to do and focus on it today but just after I cleaned my desk to start the project, my materials went missing.

I’ve been looking for it all day. It’s a medium sized Yellow Orange pouch and it has sewing materials in it. (If you’ve seen it, please call 1-800-I’m in trouble as soon as possible.) I tried to look for new things to replace the ones that are lost but so far I have threads. That’s it. No needle and no cloth. I have a lot of cloth, my closet is full of it! But they are the types of cloth I can’t use. They have patterns and designs and I can’t use those. You may be thinking, why not just buy new things? I’ve already thought of it but when I did, it was too late. Yes, too late at night, haha.

So tomorrow I’m going to have to face this dilemma and put my acting skills to the test. I’m going to stand there in front of the teacher, bow my head a little, do a cute puppy dog pout and say, “I’m sorry, teacher, but I forgot my project at home.“

Lie. I know. But what else can I do? It’s better than saying, “I couldn’t do it because I don’t have the materials.” because I’m sure she’ll say, “Why didn’t you just buy the materials? You had 4 days to do it!“ She’s right. (even though she hasn’t said it yet but I’m sure she will.) She gave us all more than enough time to do this project and I had to wait until the last day to go around the house in panic, wondering where my materials have gone. If by chance, she gives us an extra day to do it again and pass it on Friday, I’ll be able to sigh in relief and do it all in a rush. I doubt we’ll have a second chance though. High school is tough. Imagine what College has waiting for us.

Tomorrow I will stand in the battlefield alone, seeking mercy. May the lord have mercy upon my soul.

How not to get hacked

Been hacked? Never been hacked but don’t want to be? Here’s how to prevent it.

I’ve got many friends being hacked every now and then. Usually by a pro hacker or the typical password logger.

Password Logger

If you see any web page that asks for your personal information (example: email address and password), do not enter your information. I repeat, do not enter your personal information even if the web page was referred by a close and trusted friend or the page looks very similar to a website you always go to. No webpage in the world wide web ever asks for your password.

Pro Hackers

If you want to avoid getting hacked by a professional hacker, (child or adult, our generation is into computers so anyone of any age could have the ability to hack things you never thought could be cracked.) don’t be their target.

To avoid being their target, don’t befriend random people in the world who are very mysterious and secretive. Most people in the internet prefer to hide their true identities but there are types of people who roam the internet to say that they are very powerful in real life and all that but are not. They tend to pretend, lie or pose as someone else a lot. No matter how many times you catch them, they’ll keep doing it. These people are bad people. They can lie to you, cheat to become very close with you and steal your personal information when they have gained your trust and completely ruin your life for their own pleasure.

There are also hackers out there who are outgoing. Avoid those. They are the ones who come to you, be nice to you, do you a few favors then start asking personal questions. Don’t reveal anything no matter how much you owe them. These people are very good liars and can easily deceive you with a sweet smile. Don’t be fooled. Consider it a warning.

Also, don’t be a bitch. (omg bad word. who cares?) Yeah, I said it. Don’t be such a smart ass or people will start hating you. Don’t be mean, bossy, power crazy, stupid and every other annoying trait that exists. Don’t start saying bad things at some random person in the internet because you’ll never know what skills that person possesses. If you think you’re awesome, think again. There are a billion people in the world and you are not the best. There are others who can totally crush your life and dreams with a few variables. Other than that, people in the internet are linked. It’s a small world. If you bad mouth that person, he might know someone who can hack everything you own with one push of a button.

Beware.

 

Wanna know the best way not to get hacked? Don’t trust anyone.

You can be nice and friendly but it doesn’t require you to trust anyone. Learn how to ask other people, right click and check properties, Google for more information, etc. Learn to know or research more about something before you start pressing it. Be careful or be hacked. You have a choice.

Chemical Riot

I made a new site. It’s called Chemical Riot.
Click here to visit it.

I’ll be updating it as much as I can. I don’t spend much time on it since I get bored easily but I’ve managed to edit 2 pages. The Main page and Chat room. Be sure to check it out. I’m gonna update it a lot when I get ideas.

Maybe I’ll make my own music with my cousins and we’ll play for the people of the internet! :3 Or I’ll scan some of my art that I’ve been drawing in real life and post it there. (if you’d like to see some of my designs, click here.) I might even do something crazy like make wacky videos but the chances are small. I’m not experienced in editing videos, haha.

Anyway, feel free to look around even though there’s not much to see yet. Enjoy.

- Hanna
xRiot